In Alabama
It is illegal for a driver
to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Dominoes may not be played
on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake
mustache that causes laughter in church.
In Florida
Women may
be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried
women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied
to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a
public place while attired in a swimsuit.
It is illegal to skateboard
without a license.
In Ohio
It is illegal
to fish for whales on Sunday.